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Gag Me With A Spoon

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The online audio companies are going through merger-growth spurts and legal battles. This time it is Tune-In versus Pandora. Tune-In is suing Pandora due to the failure of Pandora to deliver on an advertising contract involving Pandora’s “revolutionary”, “game-changing” new platform called Harmonic Audio Network which they claimed would improve ad placements to better align with brand values and improve listener engagement. TuneIn alleges Pandora “did not invest the resources and effort necessary to make the Network a successful sales platform” and points to “dismal sales” as proof. INSIDE RADIO By the way, INSIDE RADIO is one of many online information services instituting a pay wall. What will you do to get this information, pay – or — find it elsewhere online for free? It is a tough world here “online.”

Now, our twice-yearly plea to the masses: PLEASE stop using the following cliches:
Game changing
Reach out to
Having said that
That having been said
At the end of the day
Begs the question
Needless to say
Be that as it may (should only be spoken by a mustachioed gentlemen wearing a monocle)
The powers that be
Zeitgeist
The devil is in the details
For all intents and purposes
Break the glass ceiling
Tenuous at best
In a nutshell
Perfect storm
Paradigm shift
More often than not
Wait, what?
Say what?
Ya think?

If I hear you say it, I will call you on it. This can also be a drinking game. Turn on any news channel and wait for an anchor or guest talking heads to say any of these phrases.
ON A HAPPIER NOTE (take one drink):
Brian Lord found this gem: Tam Henry shows up on a music survey from the SF Bay area (LINK)

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  • August 7, 2020 at QZVX

    Dick Ellingson says:

    “Immediately” in a news story: “An attorney for the committee did not immediately respond to requests for comment.”

    Drop “Immediately”. Nobody responded. You were ignored.

    Reply

    • August 7, 2020 at QZVX

      Jason Remington says:

      Just read this in a news story this evening, and thought of you. (How sweet, huh?) “A federal court in Colorado issued a new arrest warrant involving the prison escape and Archuleta was arrested in the small town about 20 miles (32 kilometers) north of Santa Fe. He is being represented by the Office of the Federal Public Defender, which did not immediately respond Friday to a phone message seeking comment on Archuleta’s behalf.

      Reply

  • August 7, 2020 at QZVX

    Dick Ellingson says:

    Who knew?

    Reply

  • August 7, 2020 at QZVX

    Dick Ellingson says:

    bad optics

    Reply

  • August 7, 2020 at QZVX

    Jason Remington says:

    team player
    grow the business

    Reply

  • August 8, 2020 at QZVX

    Dick Ellingson says:

    sooner rather than later
    work smarter, not harder

    Reply

  • August 9, 2020 at QZVX

    Dick Ellingson says:

    non-starter

    Reply

  • August 9, 2020 at QZVX

    Jason Remington says:

    sustainable workplace

    Reply

  • August 10, 2020 at QZVX

    Dick Ellingson says:

    lean in

    Reply

  • August 10, 2020 at QZVX

    Brian Lord says:

    Here’s a new one……defund the police

    Reply

    • August 10, 2020 at QZVX

      Jason Remington says:

      Crime will increase, it will be condoned by city council, laws will be relaxed, and once each year, a day will be set aside for THE PURGE.

      Reply

  • August 10, 2020 at QZVX

    Brian Lord says:

    Keep protesting and we’ll be the cover for the idiots that want to damage and steal. The businesses don’t care and the taxpayers don’t mind.

    Reply

  • August 11, 2020 at QZVX

    Jason Remington says:

    When did “button” become “but in”? I hear it from all the younger generation. It is ignorance on display.

    Reply

  • August 13, 2020 at QZVX

    Dick Ellingson says:

    Let me be clear.

    Reply

    • August 13, 2020 at QZVX

      Jason Remington says:

      Make no mistake

      Reply

  • September 8, 2020 at QZVX

    Jason Remington says:

    TV Commercials:
    P*p* Murph pizza “Change the way you pizza.” When did pizza become a verb?

    Reply

  • September 10, 2020 at QZVX

    Dick Ellingson says:

    Pizza as a verb originated at Pietro’s Pizza in Salem, about a mile from Oregon State Hospital. Pietro’s is where Randall Patrick McMurphy stopped for a few pies to go on the way to Depoe Bay for a boat ride with his fellow residents. After his shock treatment reward, R . P. began insisting his middle name was Pietro and his first was Renaldo, after Duncan Renaldo, “The Cisco Kid” of early TV. On the way to the restroom, he would shout “I hafta pizza!!!” R. P.’s heirs sold the rights to “Pizza as a Verb” to their cousin Patty Polly “Pee Pee” Murphy (not the senator) who had a city-wide chain of transparent pay toilets which she refitted as Pee Pee Murphy’s Pizza Parlors with the slogan, “See Pee Pee Pizza”.

    (The scenes noted above are only available in the director’s cut.)

    Reply

  • September 10, 2020 at QZVX

    Jason Remington says:

    Rated X – No one under 21 permitted without custodial parent, mean step-father, or estranged, somewhat deranged uncle. — Actually, that movie could be a modern day Disney production. Anything goes with Walt’s company. I assume R.P. is trans and black. It sounds like the makings of a grand broadway musical.

    Reply

  • September 11, 2020 at QZVX

    Dick Ellingson says:

    Just sayin’

    Sooner rather than later

    Speak truth to power

    Let me be clear – or sometimes “perfectly clear” to demonstrate sincerity

    But you know this – used following an obvious lie

    Reply

    • September 12, 2020 at QZVX

      Steven Smith says:

      “Truth to power” annoys the hell out of me. First, it sounds of new age babble. Then the truth is often backed up with opinion vs fact.

      Reply

      • September 13, 2020 at QZVX

        Jason Remington says:

        Agreed. That one gets me. You are correct. It is something you might see on a protest sign.

        Reply

      • September 12, 2020 at QZVX

        Dick Ellingson says:

        Writ large

        Fraught

        You know

        Sort of

        So

        Reply

    • September 11, 2020 at QZVX

      Jason Remington says:

      To be honest, anyone who uses the phrase, to be honest, is lying.

      Reply

  • September 13, 2020 at QZVX

    Dick Ellingson says:

    Quite frankly

    Let me say this about that

    Reply

    • September 13, 2020 at QZVX

      Steven L. Smith says:

      How about “with all due respect” which usually means the opposite.

      Reply

  • September 13, 2020 at QZVX

    Jason Remington says:

    There was a radio commentary segment with that title, Let Me Say This About That. I think it ran on KJR in the 1960s.

    Reply

  • September 13, 2020 at QZVX

    Dick Ellingson says:

    There was a half hour commentary or public affairs program late Sunday night on KJR in the late fifties and early sixties hosted by Trudi Guberle. I once had a date with her niece Cicely Guberle. She wore blue contacts.

    I think the names are spelled right . . .

    Reply

  • September 18, 2020 at QZVX

    Jason Remington says:

    We at QZVX.com have phased in a plan to become carbon neutral by Thanksgiving. In order to make our blog sustainable, we have begun using only recycled 1’s and 0’s.

    Reply

  • September 18, 2020 at QZVX

    Jason Remington says:

    Television continues to promote the ‘victim mentality”, with KING 5’s Joyce Taylor’s race baiting segment called “Facing Race”.

    “‘Facing Race,’ to me, is an opportunity for our community to have some really challenging, difficult, honest, candid conversations about what it means to be black, Hispanic, Asian, white, privileged in this country and in the Northwest. What that actually means,” Taylor said.

    What they won’t show on these segments is— some basic truth. That is explained in this short sermon from a black preacher. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pFr0qvpxKI

    Reply

  • September 18, 2020 at QZVX

    Dick Ellingson says:

    Jason,

    Have you made Joyce Taylor aware of this video? If so, how did she respond?

    Reply

  • September 18, 2020 at QZVX

    Dick Ellingson says:

    Another “Gag Me”: rock star, as in today’s New York Times:

    “Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, 2nd Woman Appointed to the United States Supreme Court, Found Late-Life Rock Stardom”

    Reply

    • September 18, 2020 at QZVX

      Jason Remington says:

      She slept thru most sessions. Lifetime appointments are wrong.

      Reply

  • September 21, 2020 at QZVX

    Jason Remington says:

    Storytelling
    tell your story
    ….(Geez!)

    Reply

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