Those Cock-eyed Eyebrows

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• CNN anchor Brooke Baldwin announced today, 2/16/21, that she and her independent, investigative, analytical eyebrows will be leaving the cable network in April.

  https://youtu.be/OOjUZ7ZD714

  The brows, when asked by an adoring press coterie to respond to a disdainful comment from a blogger last year, only fluttered becomingly.

  • Brooke leaving, GREAT NEWS! I hope its not fake news.

• I guess this is why some people attract others, while others find them unattractive.

• Jason, a fortnightly update: Brooke's left eyebrow remains a bit higher than her right. Surely you wouldn't ask her to shave her brows and have the make-up person paint, tattoo or graft on a perfectly symmetrical set?

  Hooray for imperfect perfection. Also for perfect imperfection.

• I prefer the "imperfect" look.

  What's the app called? I want it.

• I just tried that, with an app on my phone. I look like myself, just fatter or skinnier depending which side I chose.

• From what I have read...our faces are not exactly equally divided!...Half of our face is usually slightly more developed/balanced, compared to the other half...Photographers/cameramen know this, as do most of the Hollywood types, and want their "best side" featured...Anyway, didn't Ms. Baldwin suffer a Covid 19 attacl a couple of months ago?...maybe what you notice is yet another side effect!..lol.

  • There used to be a website where you could upload your forward-facing photo and they would cut it in half and make a photo with one side of the face a mirror image of the other. I looked like a totally different person.

    • Using the app, here is how Brooke Baldwin looks... http://qzvx.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/brookesymmetricalface.jpg

• Once upon a time, I had my eyelids fixed. It went well. At the time, I asked the doctor if he could fix my left eyebrow which was lower. He said yes. So I had it done. It was perfect. Cost me $1800.00. He put a little tab under the skin near my hairline. I wondered how he pulled it up but never thought to ask. A few weeks later, I was trimming my eyebrows and clipped the fishing line that was tied to the clip. I now have the same old off kilter left eyebrow. Not going to go through another operation.

• I usually spend my Brooke Baldwin time admiring her overall visage. But now, if I ever meet her, I'll gaze directly into her eyes and praise her independent brows.