Alyssa Page Lands @ Lori Lewis Media

Alyssa Page
Alyssa Page, victim of recent blood-letting at Entercom’s KNDD 107.7 FM, is at work as VP of Social Innovation at Lori Lewis Media. LLM is a social media marketing firm.

Someone has the flu at KIRO TV and it has caused a ruckus. They are taking names and tracking people who have come in contact with the employee. Cleaners have sprung into action, fumigating and sterilizing the work area. Management urges all employees to wear a mask and wash their hands after going potty and before eating food.

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1 thought on “Alyssa Page Lands @ Lori Lewis Media

  1. Congratulations to Alyssa! VP of Social Innovation is not a position without which an innovative social media marketing firm could survive.

    in other economic news, Entercom, which had been using a contract bloodletter, has brought the position in-house.

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