We Read Tweets So You Don’t Have To

Dave Ross (KIRO 97.3/News-Talk) “The only downside of masking up is that no one gets to see my isolation beard in all its majesty.”

Q13/FOX reporter Brandi Kruse may need to padlock the pantry, “Do you ever put your fanny pack on after two weeks of not working out and it won’t buckle? Yeah me either.”

Pictured here, the fanny pack. Brandi says, “It’s mocking me.”

Gary Burleigh (formerly with KOMO) says, “My current 3 to See on TV: Perry Mason-HBO, Yellowstone-Paramount, Stateless-Netflix. Runner-ups: Hanna-Amazon, Warrior Nun-Netflix, Bosch-Amazon.”
(Agreed, Perry Mason is pretty darn good, IMHO.)

Portland’s KGW 8 is reporting that there won’t be any new Twitter emojis in 2021, due to Covid-19.
That is where I draw the line.

Breaking News on Facebook: The Truth About The Osmonds That Fans Have Suspected For A Long Time.

When you have scrolled that far down the Facebook page, that’s when you need to shut off your computer and go for a walk.