The Elderly. Let’s focus on the fact that older people bruise easily. Must be a slow news day. KOMO is obviously focused on the low hanging fruit.
The Whitehouse says Trump bruised his hand by shaking hands all week. Absolutely plausible. A slight bump against a desk drawer could cause this damage.
The media wishes the bruise was caused when Trump backhanded Melania for not giving him a tug.

Biden would not have been agile enough to do this manuever. Trump prevents Melania from a slip and fall…
Do better KOMO.
February 27, 2025 at QZVX
Dick Ellingson says:
Ben Colder, from “Almost Persuaded #2”:
“Then we danced and we danced and we danced and we danced. At least I thought we were dancing ’til somebody stepped on my hand . . . ”
We know Disco Don’s a party animal.
February 27, 2025 at QZVX
Jason Remington says:
He doesn’t drink alcohol but he gets down with the ladies. Melania maybe not so much. She seems kinda prudish for an ex-model.