Ambulance chasing news hounds at KOMO focus on elderly President’s bruise

The Elderly. Let’s focus on the fact that older people bruise easily. Must be a slow news day. KOMO is obviously focused on the low hanging fruit.
The Whitehouse says Trump bruised his hand by shaking hands all week. Absolutely plausible. A slight bump against a desk drawer could cause this damage.
The media wishes the bruise was caused when Trump backhanded Melania for not giving him a tug.


Biden would not have been agile enough to do this manuever. Trump prevents Melania from a slip and fall…



Do better KOMO.

Jason Remington

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2 thoughts on “Ambulance chasing news hounds at KOMO focus on elderly President’s bruise

  1. February 27, 2025 at QZVX

    Dick Ellingson says:

    Ben Colder, from “Almost Persuaded #2”:

    “Then we danced and we danced and we danced and we danced. At least I thought we were dancing ’til somebody stepped on my hand . . . ”

    We know Disco Don’s a party animal.

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    • February 27, 2025 at QZVX

      Jason Remington says:

      He doesn’t drink alcohol but he gets down with the ladies. Melania maybe not so much. She seems kinda prudish for an ex-model.

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